Now that I use a phone number, I would like to make it simple and easy for us both.

It is best if you leave me your references names and her website information on my voicemail.

That way I can screen you and get a sense of who I am dealing with before we speak.

When I return your call, it is best if you follow these simple rules.

1. Do not mention ads or websites or reviews.

I will not acknowledge any such thing.

2. Have your reference information available to me.

3. NEVER mention any tips. Ever!

4. Only call me if you intend to set up an appt.

All dates are by appointment only.

I only have a few pet peeves.

For my incall and on tour....

*One is talking to me about my site or any ads you may have seen about me including reviews. Until I am very familiar with you this is off limits conversation.

Please behave as if we have been friends for a long time and do not mention these things. 

If you continue to talk about ads or anything you saw about me, I will abruptly end our date.

Never ask me to confirm my gratuity.

If you do, I will ask you to leave.

Secondly, leave your phone outside! If you arrive with a bluetooth on, you will not come in the door!

It makes me nervous and you will not relax hearing it ring or hearing fifteen message announcements. Kids traveling, wife on the plane or a big deal ready to close?

Sorry, take care of those things before or after we meet.

Listening for the phone or messages while you are trying to have a good time and relax is contrary to a good time don't you think? Spending time with an accommodating lady is a means to escape that frantic work schedule so enjoy it!

 Always Always Always, be kind enough to leave my tip on the counter in the wash room without envelopes.  I prefer you do this after we have known each other intimately.

Never ever mention it or ask me to confirm the amount, talk about it or count it. It is distasteful to count out the tip.

All of these things are important to you being asked to return.I hope I can do that.