| Something struck me while watching Two and a Half Men last night. No, it wasn't all the stammering Jon Cusak does on the show, although I bet if you sat and counted how many times he stammers in that show in just one episode it would be hundreds! I mean really, have you ever noticed? No, that wasn't it. It was something else. Long before Charlie Sheen became a husband and father (twice husband a mulitiple times a father) he was just a nice guy who grew up in Hollywood and had good looks and if you can believe all the hype, a very large penis; he was a party animal and very well liked. According to "Biography" on the A&E channel, once Charlie's partying got out of control he was eventually reigned in by his Father, Martin Sheen, and the rest of his family. He was sent to rehab and eventually settled down where he ended up married to that girl with the big teeth. Yes, I know her name I just don't respect her so I won't use it. Anywho...I digress. When the Hollywood Madam, Heidi Fleis was eventually arrested, her little black book was leaked to the press. Charlie Sheen was one of her best clients! Many escorts clammering for their 15 mins of fame came forward extolling the many many wonderful dates they'd had with Charlie and if memory serves, I recall one of them saying he had a tickling fetish. It was a very long time ago, but when someone as cute as he was back then is splashed all over the TV and tab's you pay attention. Well, I did anyway. As we all know, dating professionally is not banned in many major European and Latin American countries. Why it is here is still a problem for me..but again, I digress. So, the press had a field day with Heidi and her lil business and everyone in Hollywood who had been a client were running for the hills.
For whatever reason you decide to date an escort, if you are married, the truth is-that it is usually ALWAYS a better choice than picking someone up. One never knows the ramifications of any indiscretion, but with a pro you know there are at least one or two givens. That is why most folks chose to do it. But I will never forget Charlie Sheen's reasons. To this day, it remains a pivotal reason to hire rather than wager. When asked by someone (I forget who), it may have been Jay Leno or whoever the hot late night guy was back then who said, But, you're Charlie Sheen, why would you need to hire an escort"? He continued, "you can get any women you want". Charlie replied; "Man, you don't hire an escort because you can't get a woman to come over and do you, you hire an escort to LEAVE".
You tickle me Charlie Sheen! Or maybe, I tickle you! Either way, it still rings true and we are all still laughing.
After all, everyone knows escorts don't sell sex! You pay for the convenience and understanding of her companionship. Candy | 
